crybabe:

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

anus:

spotting a hot person

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!